Graphic Guerrillas refer to multiple groups of terrorists or militia that waged guerrilla warfare against governments that are considered oppressive, using unconventional tactics and graphic or gruesome methods. Throughout history, there are many examples of guerrillas fighting against their so-called "tyrants", such as the Taliban, the IRA, the Pathet Lao, Khmer Rouge, and the Somali Pirates. Even with more advanced weapons and logistics, guerrillas are still no threat to underestimate. 

Battle vs Crafty Criminals (By KevlarNinja)Edit

Crafty Criminals: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]

Graphic Guerrillas: [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]

In his mansion, Pablo Escobar is haveing a meeting between a Triad who goes by the name of Yuan (because of all the money he makes) a West Side Boy named Nitro (because he is an expert on Explosives), Al Capone and Jesse James. He says "I know your all wondering why your here." to which Jesse adds "And I know that it an't for food, 'cause you've eaten all that!" and he, Yuan and Nitro laugh. Al responds by smacking Jesse on the head and says "Cut it out and listen or I will snap that cap gun of yours in half!" then Jesse jumps out of his seat and points his Revolver at Al shouting "Does this look like a toy to you?!?!?" and the two of them start to argue and Escobar shouts "SILENCE! Or the both of you will leave with Colombian Neckties." and they sit back down, with Jesse holding on to his throat. Escobar continues were he left off, "Anyway, your all here beacause I have an alliance I would like to discuss. Everyone here wants something; you, senor Yuan, you would want a cut of the Coca profits; you, senor Capone, you would like Eliot Ness to 'go away', if you catch my drift; you, senor Jesse, would like some help in finding targets with lots of money that are sitting ducks; and you, senor Nitro, would like more weapons and training for you and the rest of the West Side Boys. I can give you all this, but there is a catch; if I ask for your asstance, you must help, and visa versa." Meanwhile, as the rest of the criminals agree on this, we go over to the front gate, we see two Medellin Cartel thugs, with mini uzis and machetes on there backs, are keeping watch. Suddenly, they hear gun fire, and as they go to see what it is, two hands grab there machetes and slice there throats. As they fall down dead, we see the hand on the left belongs to a member of the Taliban and the one on the right, a member of the IRA. From out of the bush, we find out were the gun shots came from a member of the Khmer Rouge, along with a member of Pathet Lao and a Somali Pirate. The IRA freedom fighter says "I know that none of us like each other, but if this deal goes down, we may as well just shoot our selfs now." and they hed towards the mansion, minus the Taliban, who is going to place a mine, and wait until the time is ready. Just as the crooks are about to leave, Escobar, who is standing right in front of the window, is almost killed by gunfire from the Pathet Lao soldier's M3A1 "Grease Gun". Escobar picks up a mini uzi (which he has hidden in case of times like this) and kills the Pathet Lao soldier.

Crafty Criminals: [11] [12] [13] [14] [15]

Graphic Guerrillas: [16] [17] [18] [19]

Yuan shouts "It's an attack!" and Jesse adds "YEE-HAW! Now that's more like it!" and they pick up there weapons. As both teams reach the stairs, the IRA fighter fires his AR15, hitting Yuan in the arm. When the IRA rebel reaches the top of the stairs, he runs into Jesse, who pulls out his Colt Revolvers and shoots all twelve bullets into the rebel's body, makeing him a rebel without a pulse. ;)

Crafty Criminals: [20] [21] [22] [23] [24]

Graphic Guerrillas: [25] [26] [27]

Jesse chuckles at his achievement, he hears a gun cocking, and turns around to see the Khmer Rouge soldier pointing his TT-33 Pistol and smileing, a deadly sign in his line of work.

Crafty Criminals: [28] [29] [30] [31]

Graphic Guerrillas: [32] [33] [34]

Yuan shoots the soldier in the head with his type 56 AK and spits on him.

Crafty Criminals: [35] [36] [37] [38]

Graphic Guerrillas: [39] [40]

Suddenly, the Somali Pirate stabs Yuan in the neck with his GrapplingHook.

Crafty Criminals: [41] [42] [43]

Graphic Guerrillas: [44] [45]

Al Capone sees him and chase him into the front yard, and the pirate tires to stab Capone, but Capone stabs the pirate in the arm with his Stiletto, and punches the pirate in the face a few times and then stabs the pirate in the temple.

Crafty Criminals: [46] [47] [48]

Graphic Guerrillas: [49]

Al miss-steps and puts his foot on a patch of dirt, sets off the PMN mine, and blows him and the pirate to pieces.

Crafty Criminals: [50] [51]

Graphic Guerrillas: [52]

The Taliban fighter comes out and Nitro sees him. He aims his Mortar and blows the him to bits.

Crafty Criminals: [53] [54]

Graphic Guerrillas:

Escobar comes up from behind Nitro and Nitro says "What was that about those weapons?" and Escobar answers "You've got spunk kid. I like that..."

Winner: Crafty Criminals

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