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Show's over, motherfuckers
— Hit-Girl

Her father Damon Macready was once a hero cop who would always catch the criminals, that made drug-lord Frank D'Amico very angry. So he had Macready arrested by framing him as a drug dealer. When Damon is in prison, his wife gives birth to there daughter Mindy, but in the process Mindy's mother dies. So her father's best friend/partner looks after Mindy until her father is released from prison. When Mindy is five years old her father is released from prison. As soon as they get home, he turns her into a crazy vigilante Hit-Girl, while giving himself the name Big Daddy, and the two of them start to kill off all of D'Amico's men and other law breakers.

Eventually they cross paths with a young, ambitious young super hero named Kick-Ass. He contacts the Macreadys and tells them that him and an other hero named Red Mist want to talk to them. Red Mist turns out to be the son of D'Amico, who shoots Hit-Girl and captures Kick-Ass and Big Daddy and tourtures them. Hit-Girl arrives and kills all the goons (revealing that she was wearing kevlar). But Big Daddy is killed.

Hit-Girl and Kick-Ass raid D'Amico's house killing all his goons and D'Amico himself. The duo then reveal there identidies to each other and live regular lives. Hit-Girl again adopted by Marcus. Red Mist then declares revenge on Hit-Girl and Kick-Ass.

Battle vs. Hanna Heller (by Thats random369)Edit

Hanna is being chased by an assassin disguised as a policeman through the back allies of New York City. Meanwhile a couple allies over, Hit-Girl is butchering some drug dealers. One coked-up drug dealer run towards where Hanna is. The high drug dealer mistakes Hanna for Hit-Girl and fires two shots from his pistol at Hanna. One hitting the assassin, the other grazing Hanna's shoulder. Hanna strings an arrow and fires it directly into the druggies eye, killing him.

Hit-Girl soon catches up, sees the dead cop assassin (thinking it to be a real cop) smirks and says looks like you just made the worst mistake of your life bi***, now time to die!". Hit-Girl then slashes Hanna with her katanas. Hanna dodges and unsheathes her hunting knife. Hit-Girl laughs and taunts Hanna, but suddenly a gunshot rings through the air and Hit-Girl is thrown to the ground, as Hit-Girl was mocking Hanna, Hanna was able to reach her vektor and shoot. "A shot to the heart ota shut you up!" says Hanna.

But suddenly Hit-Girl rises and mocks Hanna about how she was wearing kevlar, she then shoots at Hanna with her H&K Compact. Hanna takes cover behind a dumpster and takes a steyr TMP from the dead assassin (and the ammo) and fires her entire magazine at Hit-Girl. Hit-Girl dodges every bullet exept for the last one which she cuts in half with her katana.

Hanna tries to reload but Hit-Girl shoots the gun out of her hand with her H&K compact. Hit-Girl then shoots Hanna in the leg. Hanna falls to the ground holding her leg. Hit-Girl walks towards Hanna with her compact and aims it at her head, "Bye bye c****ucker" says Hit-Girl. Hanna then chuckles and grabs Hit-Girl's pistol, pistol whips her with it, takes out the magazine and throws it behind her.

Hit-Girl grabs her head and says "Time to use the big gun" and starts firing rapidly at Hanna. Hanna dodges and roundhouse kicks Hit-Girl in the face. Hit-Girl reaches for her SMG but it is kicked away.Hit-Girl looks above her and sees Hanna standing above her, vektor in hand. Hit-Girl frowns and stabs Hanna's ankle with her butterfly knife. Hanna drops her pistol, but recovers from the pain and readies her knife.

The two lock eyes and prepare for a knife fight, but to Hanna's surprise Hit-Girl throws her knife but Hanna does a flip to dodge it. On the way down she slashes Hit-Girl across the face. Blood gushes out of the wound all over Hit-Girl. Your gonna pay for that you Motherf***in cu**!" yells Hit-Girl as she unsheathes her katanas. She charges Hanna and starts stabbing, slashing and kicking at her.

Hanna is knocked down with a right hook to the face, but slits Hit-Girl's hamstrings with her knife. Hanna gets up and runs behind the dumpster where she left her equippment. Hit-Girl tries to get up but is pinned down by an arrow to the stomach. Hit-Girl starts barfing blood. Hanna stands above the child vigilante and strings an arrow. "I just missed your heart." says Hanna, who then fires the arrow inbetween Hit-Girl's eyes.

Winner: Hanna Heller

Expert's OpinionEdit

Hanna was victorious in this match-up due to her superior arsenal, as her advantages training, stealth, and intelligence.

To see the original battle, weapons, and votes, click here.

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