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A lot of folks say that I went mad. That the radiation sickness did something to my brain...But who else was I gonna mate with besides my first cousin?
— Bruce Banner
In an alternate universe of the Marvel comics mythos, all the supervillians gang up together and in one night slaughter the heroes. Captain America, Thing, Iron Man, Daredevil, all butchered by the force of numbers that the supervillians can easily apply to their less numbered heroic counterparts. During this night a few heroes manage to survive, due to either being out of the warzone (Hawkeye) through unknown circumstances (Wolverine) or in the case of the Hulk, managing to swat off countless supervillains and then surviving nuclear strikes.

The Hulk is a sad case: with the radiation came both an increase in power but also a madness which led to cannibalism and an incestuous relationship with his cousin and fellow Night veteran, She-Hulk. Siring a race of gamma-radiated cannibal Hillfolk, they became so numerous and the Hulk so augmented and powerful that they overcame and slew Abomination, who was in charge of the Western US (Granted him by life-term President/Fuhrer Red Skull). Though hope may have risen that the heroes had returned, the hope was short lived: the Hulk took over the office of the deceased Abomination and used his horrendous offspring to reinforce his laws over the land and guarantee a goodly supply of human meat for his family to feast on.

Another veteran of the night the heroes fell, Logan, now a pacifist who has not popped his claws in 50 years, lives within his realm, which could bring about a potential life and death struggle between the last hope for mankind and the most powerful supervillian ever to walk the Earth...

Battle vs Balrog (by GSFB)Edit

Unbelievable, Bruce "Pappy" Banner thought as he inspected the scene of carnage. All of his vast inbred brood lay dead and butchered all over the wilderness, alongside the bodies of orcs, trolls, and a massive Giant squid like beast that lied limp and torn to shreds. The only member of his family that survived was Bruce Jr, which was lying in a sack on Pappy's back, asleep and sound. As he walked among the dead, he noticed a big fire, with black smoke billowing into the sky. As he squinted, adjusting his glasses, he realized that it wasn't no fire: it was a massive beast made of fire, cinders and smoke, which was tearing into one of his grandchildren's RVs with its horns. As the beast looked up and saw Banner, he laid down Baby banner and hushed him back to sleep.

"Hold on, boy: I'll kay'll and a-eat this varmint, and then I'll sing you a good ol' fajun lullabye."

The baby groaned, then went back to sleep. Banner then turned to the creature, which was approaching black smoke eminating from its shadowy wings.

"You shouldn't have made me angry, whatuvur you aras: People wet themselves when I get a-angry!"

Baner's eyes glowed. His veins grew wide, he grew taller, thicker, nastier, until he became a giant balding, elderly, and exceptionally powerful Hulk. The Balrog stopped, taking a few steps back as the creature in front of him grew and became deformed. It generated a fire sword and readied for a blow. The Hulk, which stood eye  to eye with the balrog, drew close.

"Nobody messus with me an' may famalay, preddy boay!" The Hulk said with a trembling, deep voice that rumbled the earth. The Balrog increased the power of his body flames and struck out with his sword. The Hulk swatted it away and tightened his fists, roaring loudly. The Balrog, incensed at how powerful the beast was, roared as well, and created a fire whip. Before it could use it, the Hulk gave it a thunderous wallop, sending it through a mountain. The Hulk leaped into the air in pursuit.

"You knowa, I should thank yuu fer this: Its been a while since I a' had something to smash!"

As the Hulk began to fall from his leap, he aimed his monstrous, thick feet onto the Balrog below. The Balrog looked up, sneering smoke and flame, and readied his whip. Before the Hulk could land, several yards from the Balrog, it lashed out with its whip, wrapping it around the green giant brute. The Hulk emtted a terrible roar of pain and rage. The Balrog whipped him around and slammed him into the earth with concussive force.

The Hulk got up, enraged. The Balrog twirled his whip for another blow, but the Hulk tackled him, slamming him into a rocky gorge. As the two fell, the Hulk pummled the Balrog with slugging blows, but the Balrog fought back by jabbing its horns into his chest. The Hulk Responded by snapping its horns off and busting its fangs with another blow. The Hulk continued his punches long after they hit the bottom of the gorge. Tunnel after tunnel was formed as the Hulk continued to slug the monster, until finally the Balrog was able to stand up and ready itself for another attack. the Hulk went to tackle the brute, but the Balrog landed an uppercut, sending the Hulk cartwheeling in the air before falling into a pool of Lava. As the Hulk stood up the Balrog fired a stream of black magic, which quickly weakened the Hulk. Though the Hulk walked forwards to land more blows his body weakened, softened, and shrunk, until finally he was back in banner form. Banner looked at himself, seeing that he was normal, but had no time to look back; the Balrog struck with its whip, incinerating the once great, noble hero.

...

On the surface, the Baby awoke. It felt an immense heat, not to much for its tough hide to take but enough to feel a little incomfortable.The baby cried.

"Hush, little Orkling." a strange, dark voice said,

"Just you go back to beddy bye: Good old Uncle Durin's Bane will take more than good care of you..."

WINNER: DURIN'S BANE

Expert's OpinoinEdit

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