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Clever Girl.
— Muldoon before being killed by Velociraptors

Jurassic Park's game warden. Robert Muldoon comes from Kenya, and had been a long-time employee of John Hammond, working at Hammond's animal park in his homeland. Muldoon was aware of the potential danger of the dinosaurs, particularly the velociraptors who he feels should be destroyed. In the novel, Muldoon has a larger arsenal of weapons including two Rocket Propelled Grenades, several AK-47 rifles, a Remington 700, Beretta M9 pistols and an M2 flamethrower. Muldoon is also alcoholic. His character in the film is much more serious. In the film, Muldoon is killed by raptors, but in the novel, he survives the initial attack by wedging himself in a pipe, during which he severely injures one raptor with an RPG. He manages to kill a few of them instead and escapes the island.

Battle vs. The Sniper (by Lachlan Blake)Edit

The fight opens in the security complex of Jurassic Park, in Muldoon's office an alarm goes off, there has been an intruder in the park! Muldoon takes his guns from a compartment below his desk and heads to his jeep. He believes that a dinosaur has breached its enclosure, so he takes his sleeping darts and loads them into his gun.

as he turns the corner he sees a guard slumped against a jeep, he has a heavy calibre bullet in his head, Muldoon now knows that there is a greater threat, an assassin. he jumps to the floor as an arrow flies past his head.

"G'day mate! gonna have to kill ya! sorry about this" says a figure in the door way.

"Oh yeah, you like living dangerously do you!" says Muldoon, taking a swig of whiskey.

Muldoon gets up and fires a shot with his pistol that is stopped by The Sniper's bullet proof vest, The Sniper then shoots another arrow at Muldoon and the waits. When Muldoon stood up to shut his pistol again he got hit full in the face by a jar, which shattered in his face and urine spilled into his eyes.

Muldoon, temporarily blinded ran towards his office where he knew his RPG would be, but ran straight into The Sniper, kukri in hand.

"got you now, mate" said The Sniper slashing with his knife and hitting Muldoons arm.

Muldoon punched The Sniper in the face and ran to his office, grabbing his RPG from the case under his desk and jumping through his office's window out into the park.

Meanwhile, The Sniper was taking position behind a pipe, sniper rifle ready, he sees Muldoon aiming his Remmington at him.

"The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!" yelled the sniper, and shot through the barrel of Muldoons gun, destroying it.

Muldoon, knowing that he could not win the fight at range ran towards The Sniper, who was relocating to a different spot, and fired his RPG, knocking The Sniper to the ground.

"I can't kill you, but I can hurt you a lot" said Muldoon, standing over The Sniper,"did I mention that you were a clever man?"

Muldoon gave The Sniper over to the Costa Rica police but The Sniper soon escaped with the help of a large bald man and a smartly dressed man with a cigarette and a balaclava.


Expert's OpinionEdit

This was not too hard of a win for Muldoon, as he had far more experience, having fought large beasts, contrary to the Sniper.

To see the original battle, weapons and votes, click here.

Battle vs. Future Predator (by Swg66)Edit

The area is a jungle landscape, there's an anomaly in small clearing in the jungle. A jeep pulls into the clearing and stops in front of the anomaly. Muldoon steps out with his shotgun and walks towards the anomaly gun pointing forward. He throws a rock through, seeing it disappear. He picks up a stick and sweeps it through to see what happens, seeing it pass through unharmed, finally passing his hand through it. Wiping the sweat from his brow he slowly walks through it, gun still forward. He comes out in a new area, a wooded area, with relatively few trees. Walking forward for a few yards he hears something to his left, looking quickly he sees nothing. Continung forward he smells somthing foul. going down a hill he sees a big dead animal, something even he hasn't seen before. Investigating it he reconizes bites and claws marks, not like ones he's ever seen but bite marks nonetheless. Hearing a rustle again, he looks up and still doesn't see anything, he realizes something: he's being hunted.

The Predator is honing in on Muldoon, his low amount of noise is making it difficult to do so but it's close. Then it hears something, and rushes towards it.

Muldoon hears something running towards him, he looks to see an animal he's never seen. He fires at it but only wings its leg, but it doesn't slow down. Running down a hill with the Predator in pursuit he ducks behind a tree. Holding his gun ready he waits for it to come around the side of the tree.

The Predator is again having trouble locating its prey, it can hear a heart beat but it's not much to go on. It tries sniffing out Muldoon, it picks something up and slowly makes its way forward.

Muldoon hears the creature making its way forward, it sticks it head around the tree and Muldoon notices something, this creature is blind and is using sound to hunt. Slowly he puts the shotgun under its head and squeezes the trigger, blowing its head off. Muldoon examines the body, it's light and quick like a Raptor. Knowing raptors and judging by the size of the dead animal he found, he figures that there is at least one more.

The first Predator's mate is searching the area, having heard the gunshot it moves towards the area.

Mulddon is walking slowly and quietly listening for any noise. Then he hears somthing, it sounds like a distress call from some kind of animal. Walking towards the sound, he finds what looks like smaller versions of the creature he killed, clearly its young. These thing aren't natural animals, he certain of it. His best guess is there some kind of genetically altered life form, like the dinosaurs in the park, but these are worse, they were never meant to exist. Pulling out his pistol he started to kill them off.

The second Predator hears its young's distress calls and the pops of gun fire and rushes towards the noise.

Muldoon finishes his work and gets his shotgun ready for the parent. He starts walking out of the den, not wanting to be in the exact spot he had made all the noise in. He notices something to his left , movement in the brush. He looks and sees the Predator just standing there, looking in the other direction. Slowly he moves forward, he wants to get a close as possible to ensure a kill. He gets closer and it's still not moving. Something's not right and he knows it. Finally he gets close enough to almost touch it, but now knows that it's pointless, part of its head is missing, it's the one he already killed. Terror grips him as he realizes that the thing had set a trap.

The second Predator moves down from a tree, to where it put its mate's body to lure Muldoon out. Something is in front of it, it can hear breathing and a heart beat.

Muldoon sees the Predator to his left "Clever girl".

Finally hearing something the Predator leaps at Muldoon.

Muldoon swings his shotgun around trying to fire but miss. The loud bang is enough to stun the Predator, however he's lost his gun. Rolling down the hill he pulls out his pistol and runs, back towards the anomaly.

The Predator regains its sense, with Muldoon no longer trying to keep himself quiet, it clearly hears him, and starts running after him.

Muldoon comes up over a hill and sees the anomaly, but hears the Predator and sees it coming, he starts running, firing at it.

The Predator can now hear him now clearly, his gunfire making him all the easier to find. But it's getting winged by the bullets.

Muldoon is almost to the anomaly but the Predator is hot on his heels. He makes one last sprint and jumps through the anomaly. The Predator can no longer sense him, but continues on its path. But the anomaly closes before it can get through, it just keeps running, not knowing it will never catch him.


Expert's OpinionEdit

This was a very close battle. While the Future Predators were rather fragile, they were fast and smart, and more advanced than any of the dinosaurs Muldoon had fought. In the end, the two warriors were too evenly matched to determine a victor.

To see the original battle, weapons and votes, click here.

Battle vs. The Joker (by Lachlan Blake)Edit

Muldoon is sitting in his office, reading a computer screen.

"There's a new shipment arriving, Hammond." He says quietly.

"Yes Robert, the injured worker must be back." Says John Hammond happily.

"The worker died Hammond, we have no scheduled shipments for today, this could be that bastard Lewis Dodgsen".

Hammond turned slowly, coldly he said: "We'll have to take care of him, won't we?"

Meanwhile on a ship on the east of Jurassic Park, the Joker sat hudled in a shipping crate with five of his gang, they were sick from the shaking of the crate.

"alright boys, we get into the Park, take the dinosaurs, and get out of there, get it?" The Joker said in a menacing tone.

After the crate was unloaded the gang and the Joker got out into a jeep and sped across the island, stopping at the raptor enclosure.

As the Joker got out a guard from the park came over to him.

"can I see your card sir?"

"Why certainly" said the Joker, who reached into his jacket and pulled out a knife, stabbing the guard. (Muldoon 5, Joker 6)

Muldoon, who was watching from his jeep across a clearing radioed for back up and got out of the jeep, firing his remington and taking a swig of whiskey, the shot hit a gangmember, who turned white, his veins swelling, and collapsed. (Muldoon 5, Joker 5)

The Joker turned around, trying to work out were the shot had came from.

"They've got darts!, get down!" he said, a dart narrowly missing him.

The Joker's gang ran into the jungle, and the Joker ran up the stairs of the raptor pen, trying to get into the hatching room, just as Muldoon's backup guards sped around the corner. The guards got out of the car and opened fire with their pistols, hitting a gang member. (Muldoon 5, Joker 4)

The gang turned and fired with their shotguns, killing two guards. The remaining guards ran, getting into a jeep and grabbing their Spas 12's they turned to fire but one was hit in the head by a rifle shot, which had came from the jungle, the last guard jumped behind the jeep, waiting for an oppertunity to fire. (Muldoon, 2, Joker 4)

The last guard turned and emptied his Spas 12 into the gang, killing two, he quickly dropped back down behind the jeep, relived that he was safe, just before an RPG rocket hit the jeep, embedding a car door into him. (Muldoon, 1 Joker 2)

The Joker's last gang member put down the RPG and ran up the raptor pen stairs to the joker, who couldn't get the door open.

"they're all dead boss!" He said.

"Get that f---ing rocket back up here!" said the Joker, frustrated at his failed efforts.

The gang member ran back, picked up the launcher and stopped, Muldoon was standing with his remington pointed at the gang member.

"please...." said the gang member, terrified.

Muldoon shot the gang member if the foot, seeing the tranq kill the man slower than usual.

"Hey, look over here!" said the Joker.

Muldoon turned into the joker, who was holding a submachine gun.

"drop your gun" Said the Joker.

Muldoon dropped his gun, the Joker led Muldoon to the hatching room door.

"Open the door" said the Joker.

Muldoon opened the door, and the Joker pushed a knife into Muldoon's mouth.

"Wanna know how i got these scars?"

"Wanna know how your gonna get another one?" Said Muldoon, pulling out his knife and stabbing the Joker in the stomach. The Joker had a look of surprise and sadness as he stumbled back, and fell into the raptor pen to be ripped apart by the waiting dinosaurs.


Expert's OpinionEdit

In terms of arsenal, the two warriors were on fairly even grounds. But Muldoon was a survivalist, he's survived hyper-intelligent reptiles and giant Dinosaurs. The Joker, while unpredictable to a normal person, do not match up to Muldoon's experience handling animals.

To see the original battle, weapons and votes, click here.

Battle vs. Stephen Hart (by Wassboss)Edit


Stephen reaches into his pocket and flips open his phone, sighing as he spots the name of the person calling: James Lester. He jams his thumb down on the recive call button and puts the mobile phone up to his left ear.

"What is it Lester." he says, his voice not trying to hide his annoyance at getting another call from his boss.

"Stephen, are you there yet?" comes a voice from the otherside of the phone, from miles away in damp and dreary london.

"Yes, and it's much nicer than london, i'll tell you that for nothing." comes Stephen's reply which provokes a sigh from Lester.

"Indeed, Are you sure you don't want a back up team. Because if you do they'll be there before your ready to start." Lester continues.

"I'm sure, now I'd appreciate it if you would stop calling me." Stephen replies calmly down the moblie, pushing down on the hangup button, Lester's voice being cut off before he can start his next sentance."Damn Traitor" he whispers to himself, despite being completely alone. Stephen pushes the mobile down deep into his jacket pocket, continuing to load his weapons off the boat. He grabs his Blaser R93 and hooks the strap around his back, reaching into the boat and taking out his Beretta 92FS Inox Pistol and pushing it into the holster on his right leg. Next he takes out his Harpoon Gun and M4A1, eyeing up each gun before placing the harpoon gun in a specialy made holster, gripping his Assault Rifle and he makes his way up the beach, his feet making a light squelching sound as he does. Pushing away the large leaved plant at the edge of the beach, he ducks down under the branch of another and makes his way into the jungle.


Robert Muldoon slams the door of his range rover shut and pumps his Shotgun before heading over to the large shining, almost crystal like thing in front of him. "What the hell is that." he says to himself and takes out his Radio, pushing in one of the buttons as he does. "Ingen Base 1, I've found the disturbance, requesting a back-up team, Over." he says into the radio and almost immediatly his request is answered.

"Rodger That Muldoon, Sending a back-up team now, They'll be with you in about 20 minuetes, Over."

"Thank you Ingen 1, Over." Muldoon say back into Radio and puts it back in pocket. He then takes out a whiskey bottle and takes a swig out of it and begins his short wait for backup.


Stephen looks up at the shining light in the distance, the glare from it making him lift his hand to cover his eyes. Ducking down he puts his MA41 down on the ground next to him and removing his Sniper Rifle from where it was slung over his back. He sets it up on it's tripod and peers through the sights, to get a closer look. His suspicions were correct as he can see the anomaly clearly, resting on the ridge of a hill. He is about to put away his sniper rifle when he spots a range rover, parked near enough next to the anomaly. "Lester." he whispers to himself "I knew he couldn't resist, damn traitor.".

He is about to fire a shoot at it when he hears the sound of music playing, pointing his sniper rifle in the general direction of the music. He spots another land rover, making it's way up the winding path around the mountain. Stephen quickly switches targets and fires four shots at each of the car's respective wheels, hitting his mark with all his shots and brining the car to a stop. "Your not going to get away with this Lester." he mutters to himself and loads some more rounds into his Blaser R93, ready to take out the men exiting the now immobile range rover.


Rico Gonduras laughes at his fellow park ranger's joke and twirls his hunting knife in the palm of his hand. ""Are we nearly there yet?" He asks. The driver smiles. "Almost Rico, just up this hill." comes the reply. "Good, I don't think I could be stuck in this thing any longer." Rico laughes. Suddenly the sound of a gunshot rings out and Rico feels the tire pop underneath him. "What the hell was that." he shouts to the driver who barely has any time to respond before 3 more gunshots ring out in quick succession and the remaining 3 tires go flat, slowing the car down to a halt. "What happened." Rico shouts and the driver opens his door, peering down at the wheels.

"Someone has punctured our tires with sniper rounds."

"Quickly everyone get out of the car, we're sitting ducks in here." Rico says to his men and they quickly exit the vehicle, drawing thier weapons are they do so. Another gunshot rings out and one of the park rangers slumps over the boot of the car, the other one going down not long afterwards. The driver fires his automatic machine gun wildly down the hill into the forrest below, another sniper shot ceasing his gunfire with a bullet to the eye. Rico tries to locate where the bullets are coming from but he has little time to do so before several bullets pierce his chest, slamming him back into the side door of the car. Rico barely has time to draw his final breath before his vision goes black, all sound being muted and all the feeling in his body leaving as his head droops and his life ebbs away.

lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllMuldoon hears the gunshots and steps forward, looking down at the car which has now stopped just under his position. Taking the Remington 800 off the back and loading up a dart he starts to scan the greenery below him, looking for any sign of the mysterious sniper. He hears the strangled cries of men below him but still the sniper remains elusive. Focusing on one particular area of the greenery he watch patiently, hoping his lucky guess pays off. Within seconds another three bullets explodes out of the ferns, right next to where muldoon was aiming. Muldoon thanks his luck, hearing the sound of someone being slammed into the side of a truck. Taking aim at roughly the position of the sniper, he sends a dart spiraling towards him at 100mph, loading up another one before he even checks to see if the first has hit it's mark, the sound and sight of a bullet striking the ground in front of his face, sending fragments of dirt flying past Muldoon's face revealing his decision to be correct.



WInner: Robert Muldoon

Expert's OpinionEdit

While Stephen was younger and had army training, it was Muldoon's higher calibur weaponry as well as he many more years of experiance got him the win.

To see the original battle, weapons and votes, click here.

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