Deadliest Fiction Wiki
Advertisement

Last time, there was a classic air-versus-sea battles when the Special Air Service DESTROYED Dac Cong. Now, two outlaws will duke it out when...

Chief Crazy Horse - The fierce Lakota warrior of the 1870's whose brilliant battle plans and fearless offensive destroyed General Custer at Little Big Horn.

Goes up against....

Ned Kelly- An Irish-Australian bushrange, considered by some a cold-blooded cop killer, but to others a folk hero that stood for freedom against the Anglo-Australian ruling class.

These two freedom fighters will fight against each other to determine...

Who..Is..DEADLIEST???????


Crazy Horse

Chief Crazy Horse

Ned Kelly

Ned Kelly









Weapons[]

Chief Crazy Horse leads the Lakota tribe with:

Lakota Club Close Range
1873 Colt Mid Range
1860 Henry Repeating Rifle Long Range
Lakota Bow Special

Ned Kelly figths English oppression with:

Dirk Dagger Close Range
Beaumont Adams Revolver Mid Range
Spencer Repeating Rifle Long Range
Colt Revolving Rifle Special

Edges[]

Close Range: The Dirk can strike all areas of the body and be deadly, while the Lakota Club is only useful if striking the head. Not to mention, the club broke on Deadliest Warrior. Edge: Ned Kelly

Mid Range: The 1873 Colt's barrel is longer and that means better accuracy. Edge: Chief Crazy Horse

Long Range: I don't know much about the reliabilty of the Spencer, but the Henry has a longer barrel and more rounds. Edge: Chief Crazy Horse

Special: The Colt Revolving Rifle has a faster rate of fire, better accuracy, and holds more ammunition. (1 arrow vs 6 bullets). Edge: Ned Kelly

X-factors[]

Chief Crazy Horse/Ned Kelly

89 Tactics 73

85 Leadership 87

89 Battlefield Experience 63

73 Fatigue 78

84 Audacity 78

My personnel edge goes to Chief Crazy Horse. His men are born warriors and his guns are more accurate. These two hings will combine to lead the Lakota chif to victory.

Notes[]

  • The battles will take place on an open field, then transfer into the bush.
  • It will be five-on-five.
  • Chief Crazy Horse and another Lakota will be on horseback.

Battle[]

Crazy Horse: 12345

Ned Kelly: 12345

Ned Kelly and four members of the Kelly Gang are running on a field. About a mile away, Chief Crazy Horse and four Lakota Indians are watching them. "When we leave to meet them, release a volley of arrows and follow us." the chief says to his second-in-command. "Yes sir." When Kelly is one-hundred yards away, Crazy Horse gives a war shout and leads the second mounted warrior to battle. The other three reply with more whoops and shoot their bows. An arrow strikes an exposed area in a gang members armor, right on his neck.

Crazy Horse: 12345

Ned Kelly: 1234

Ned Kelly quickly aims his Colt Revolving Rifle and shoots the other mounted warrior.

Crazy Horse: 1234

Ned Kelly: 1234

The rest of Crazy Horse's tribe catches up and they kill a gang member with their 1860 Henry rifles.

Crazy Horse: 1234

Ned Kelly: 123

The rest of the Kelly gang retreat into the Australian bush pursued by the Lakota tribe. While Crazy Horse and another Lakota go to the right, the other two go to the left. The sun moves to the west a little, meaning time has past. The two on the left are exploring when a shot rings out and a warrior falls.

Crazy Horse: 123

Ned Kelly: 123

The gang member and Ned himself continue to shoot the surprised Lakota with their Spence rifles. Meanwhile, Crazy horse and the other Lakota are looking around. Suddenly, a gang member sneaks up behind the Lakota and hits him on the head with his Beaumount Adams and shoots him.

Crazy Horse: 12

Ned Kelly: 123

But the gang member doesn't see Crazy Horse and the chief smashes his head with the Lakota Club.

Crazy Horse: 12

Ned Kelly: 12

Ned Kelly and his last gang member continue the fight when Crazy Horse sneaks up behind them. He aims his 1873 Colt and kills the last gang member.

Crazy Horse: 12

Ned Kelly: 1

Kelly aims his Colt Rifle one last time and kills the Lakota tribesman. He then draws his Dirk Dagger.

Crazy Horse: 1

Ned Kelly: 1

The two men face off, neither really gaining an edge. Finally, Crazy Horse runs forward and makes several attempts to hit Kelly with his club, with Kelly dodging each one. The club finally hits and it makes a loud BANG! against Kelly's head. Crazy Horse smiles, but then realizes that, not only did his club break, but Ned is still alive. He quickly makes a futile attempt to stab him with the stick, but Kelly grabs the fatigued Lakota chief's arm and disembowels him with his Dirk.

Crazy Horse:

Ned Kelly: 1

Kelly takes off the heavy helmet and yells loudly in victory.

Winner: Ned Kelly

Expert's Opinion[]

Though I am disappointed that Crazy Horse lost, Ned Kelly's weapons where just faster and more reliable than Crazy Horse's. Because of his lower fatigue rate, Kelly was also able to keep fighting and win against the fierce Lakota chief.


Special[]

                             Fatigue Rate
                    Ned Kelly       Chief Crazy Horse
                
              56.9 % of the time       78.7 % of the time
Advertisement