Norman Bates, deranged killer who takes the guise of his mother before executing his kills
The Fisherman, the main killer in the Harpoon movie franchise
Jack Torrence, a once loving father turned brutal murder
Chop Top, brother of Leatherface who eats the skin of his own head
WHO IS DEADLIEST!?
Signature Weapon: Kitchen Knife
Other Weapon: Needles filled with rat poison
Special Weapon: Truck
Signature Weapon: Trident
Other Weapon: Net
Special Weapon: Harpoon Gun
Signature Weapon: Fire Axe
Other Weapon: Croquet Mallet
Special Weapon: His own strength
Signature Weapon: Switchblade
Other Weapon: Claw Hammer
Special Weapon: Heated Coat Hanger
On a dark night near a forest, an old fashioned track can be seen on the side of the road. The owner, Norman Bates, had taken the truck from one of his victims. Norman was not in it at the moment, he was presently burying another victim. Norman was in his normal attire at the moment on the account that he was in public, and that this victim had set him on fire during their struggle, thus harming his "mother". Norman had his knife in his right hand and around ten or so needles on his person, positioned so he doesn't harm himself and still able to be reached. He has taken to lacing them with rat poison after a past struggle where he had to rely on his needles. On his way back to his truck (which contained tools under a tart on the back so he has extra weapons), when he heard someone talking. Norman, being the type of killer who thinks before acting, snuck over to the source. The source was an odd man dressed similar to a hippie talking on a cell phone. At first Norman thought it was another hippie stoned out of his mind, but upon seeing the plate in his head, he recognized the person as Chop Top Sawyer. Norman, knowing Chop Top from news reports, decided to listen in on the conversation. " Yea, well you can lick my plate!" Chop Top yelled into his cellphone (which he got from his last victim), " I will meet you at that pier with the old cabins." With that, Chop Top put his phone up and headed in the direction towards Norman's truck.
When Norman realized Chop Top intended to steal his truck, he realized it wouldn't be to hard because he forgot to lock it, and left the keys in the truck. He preceded to sneak up on Chop Top with his knife held upside down and raised, ready to strike. Unfortunantly, Chop Top realized Norman was behind him, and managed to grad Norman's hand before the strike could harm him. Norman quickly pulled out one of his poisoned needles with his other hand, but Chop Top stopped the hand just like before with his other hand. Chop Top then kneed Norman and the preceded to head butt him, knocking him to the ground. Chop Top then kicked Norman in the side, which caused Norman to flip on his back. Chop Top ,after taking out his coat hanger and lighter, preceded to heat the hanger until he thought it was hot enough.
He stood over Norman, who was recovering from wounds from his last victim who fought back and Chop Top's strikes, and said," I am going to enjoy peeling that skin of your momma's boy face." Chop Top started lowering his hanger to Norman's right eye. However Norman, being healthier then Chop Top despite the wounds, managed to throw a right hook to Chop Top's face, which also connected with Chop Top's plate. Chop Top fell over murmiring, : dog will hunt, dog will hunt" and such nonsense. Norman quickly recover his dropped weapons and, knowing how angry Chop Top wiill be, ran towards his truck. Chop Top was getting up and arming himself with his hammer and switchblade, when he realized where Norman was heading.The Sawyer family member reached the truck before Norman and started it up. He looked towards the forest expecting Norman, but realizing he wouldn't see him, just drove of.
If Chop Top had looked at the tarp in the back of the truck, he would have seen a distinct man shape, but nobody ever looks in the back. Norman was lying in wait for the right moment to strike, and decided against attacking while the truck was in motion since he had a likely chance of dying, either from falling or stabbing. Norman wasn't surprised Chop Top didn't realize Norman was under the tarp, he knew most of the Sawyer's were not very bright. While Norman lied in wait, Chop Top was fuming. Not only did Norman hit his plate, but he also broke Chop Top's favorite lighter (which he got from his first victim) and coat hanger when he stepped on them.
Chop Top's anger faded when he reached the rendezous point. It was just a few cabins near a pier next to a large lake. Stopping the truck, Chop Top hopped out. He knew it may be a while before his friends show up, so he took out a little bag containing some fresh human flesh from his latest kill. While he was snaking, Norman managed to sneak up behind him, still in the truck bed, and jumped knife drawn and a needle between each finger. He managed to stab Chop Top in the shoulder, but they both got knocked down. Chop managed to elbow Norman in the face, knocking Norman on his back. Chop managed to pull out his switchblade in his right hand, and his claw hammer in his left, and pounced. Both of them soon got into a furious tangle of slicing, stabbing, and biting (mostly on Chop Top's part.). While this was going on, neither of then noticed that the porch light on a near by cabin was on.
Suddenly, there was a a crunching sound that drew both the cannibal and momma boys attention. There was an axe blade sticking out the front door, then it was kicked down by an angry and tired Jack Torrance, who proceded to shout "Here's Johnny!", before charging with his axe raised. Norman took this opportunity to run while leaving Chop to deal with the angry maniac. Being Chop Top, he met this challange with glee and charged as well. Managing to step past the axe blade, Chop drove his blade into Jack's stomach, but he soon got punched in the face that had enough force to knock him back a couple of steps. Norman, meanwhile, got his truck started and attempted to ram them both, but Jack managed to jump out of the way while Chop managed to jump on the hood of the car. Using his hammer, Chop broke the window and attempted to stab Norman, who retaliated by slicing Chop's hand, making him drop the switchblade. Seeing an easy way to end this, Norman proceded to drive towards the lake, while Chop kept on trying to bash his skull in with the hammer. Norman quickly jumped out of the truck while it went on the pier and then into the lake. His victory was short-lived though, as he felt a slicing sensation in his leg. Managing surprising strength, Norman managed to grab the axe under the blade and stop it from hitting his neck. He proceded to have a sort of tug-of-war with Jack for the axe, while Chop Top managed to drag himself out of the lake and under the pier. After a coughing fit, he soon was started to make his way towards the other maniacs, until a black figure jumped out of nowhere and drive a trident into his heart, and then decided to make the same trip the dead Sawyer was in the middle of making. (Chop Top dead.)
Back with the deranged train and psycho momma boy, Jack had chosen to throw the axe to side side so nether of them could have, while pulling out his mallet. Norman attempted a heart stab with his needles, but Jack managed to grab his wrist before the strike struck home, and then lashed out with the his mallet, missing by mere inches of Norman's head. Stabbing with the knife, he failed to land a strike becuase he suddenly had a harpoon protruding from his kneck (Norman Bates dead). Letting the now dead lesser psycho fall, he looked to the source tp find a man dressed in fisherman garbs, with a trident driven into the ground next to him, reloading a recently empted harpoon gun. Seeing the weapons this odd foe had, Jack ran and quickly picked up his axe and charged forward. Finished reloading, but noticing his foe was closing the distance between them to fast to line up a good shop, cast his harpoon gun aside and took put his net and snatched up his trident and charged. The Fisherman procceded to cast his net, with the intent to snare his opponent. In a surprising display of intellegince, Jack threw his mallet at the net with enough force to stop it from connecting and hitting it to the side. Jack then quickly flipped his axe around and, in an overhead motion, brough the spike down on the Fisherman.
However, the Fisherman managed to block this with the handle of his trident, but Jack quickly pulled the axe towards him, ripping the trident out of the Fisherman hands and then proceded to puch forward with with top of his axe. Feeling the strike and getting disarmed knocked the Fisherman back, but he managed to dodge a swipe and land a punch to Torrance in the face. While Torrance was knocked back a little, the Fisherman proceded to run to where his harpoon gun was. Realizing what was going on, Torrance charged after him. Managing to get his gun at the same time the Torrance swung his axe, Fisherman ducked under the blade and stabbed Jack in the leg with his harpoon with out firing before he uppercutted Jack. While the former father was reeling back, the Fisherman struck with the butt of his gun, landing a face strike on Jack. The blow broke Jack's nose and made him fall on his back. Standing over him, the Fisherman pulled the trigger and and the harpoon struck Jack in the chest, killing him. (Jack Torrance dead.)
After dispossing of the bodies, collecting their weapons, and reloading his harpoon gun, the FIsherman was now on top of one of his huts. A beat up truck pulled up unexpectedly, with unusual occupants coming out. One was an angry looking fellow with a hammer and a makeshift leg brace of some sort, the one looked normal but had a cattle prod, and the last looked like a transvestite of sorts with a chainsaw. Leveling his harpoon gun at these new and potential foes, he only had one thought, "Who to kill first? The transvestite or the cripple?" Deciding on the transvestite, he pulled the trigger.
Winner- The FIsherman
Expert's Opinion- Ther reason why the Fisherman won was because his weapons were more combat able, the trident and net combe was devastating, and his harpoon gun brought a range advantage. Plus, the other maniacs had some problems, Jack being slightly dumb and sharging head first, Norman having improvised weapons and being a slight coward and Chop Top's weapons barely having any range and he himself being weak.