Cthulhu vs Cronus
WHO IS DEADLIEST?
|Powers/weapons||Vast Godly powers (Mixture of supernatural and SuperScience), God of Madness and Dreams, can "die" and "Ressurect" (latter with human help), Unfathomable intelligence, telepathy, Immortal ( can live forever (with momentary "dying" episodes) and, though defeatable, also unkillable (save by being of near or absolute omnipotence), can sense everything going on in the universe, gooey body that can act as a trap (though this may fade when fully awakened, into a rubber, scaly hide), flight, inspires horror and madness by his appearance, colossal claws (hands and feet)|
|Physicality||Mountanous size, colossal strength|
|Experience||Fought against the Antarctic Old Ones, engaged his half brother, the Great Hastur, in single combat, continously inspires his cult and those unlucky to get his attention to madness through dreams|
|Powers/weapons||Vast godly powers (Purely supernatural-based), God of Volcanism and Tartarus (originally of time and sky), can generate army of Makhais, commands legions of Chimera, Immortal (lives forever, though defeatable, also unkillable (save by being of near or absolute omnipotence, or by the Spear of Triam), Adamantine Scythe (can castrate a god), intimidating appearance, Divine intellect and cunning|
|Physicality||Mountanous size, Colossal strength|
|Experience||Lead the assault and dethronement of his Father Ouranos, God of the Starry Sky, dethroned his brother Ophion to become supreme being, lead the Titans against the OIympians in the Titanomachy.|
In the far southern Pacific, countless miles from shore, two islands emerge from the depths. One bears the Primordial City of R'lyeh, where men in black, blood-soaked robes chant, awakening their god. The other, birthed by underwater Volcanic activity, attains enormous size and sports a Volcano of its own, which spews fire, cloud and ash.
In the former, a mighty, Alien, amoral deity rises from his "Tomb", his tentacles writhering in mad jerks, his wings spanning nearly both horizons, its unholy utterances summoning a storm: CTHULHU!
In the latter, the Volcano explodes, revealing a mountain of Magma and Underworld madness, a cannibal god ready to do away with the world of gods and men: CRONUS!
The two eye each other, grunting, snorting, thirsting for carnage. The gods decide to clash!
Immediately Cronus is assaulted with a fit of madness, which causes him to destroy most of the volcano with his fists. Using his awesome powers, he repels the mind attack of the Great Old One, and fires back with a barrage of Chimera and Lava balls.
Cthulhu feels the lava balls fall into him, becoming voracious Makhai. He sees the Chimera approach. Using the unnatural biology of his esoteric heritage, Crafty Cthulhu dissolves the Makhai within his body. With a flick of his clawed hand, he drives the Chimera mad. The flying beasts set fire to each other, devouring each other's flesh. Glaring at the Crooked-minded Titan, Cthulhu flaps his mighty wings, sending a powerful gust of wind against his foe. He takes to the air.
As Cthulhu flies down towards the Titan, Cronus unleashes a colossal pyroclastic cloud which envelops the Great old One. For a few seconds, the enemy god is absen from view, enveloped in a dark gray cloud, 1500 degrees Farenheit. Then, two purple eyes pierce through the cloud, attacking Cronus' mind, while several claws draw close to the Titan. Cronus, using his powers, fights off the madness, and pulls out his scythe. With a mighty Battle-cry he hurls it into the chest of Cthulhu, who falls on his back, temporarily stunned. However, before Cronus can take his third step towards the monster, Cthulhu slashes him with a wing and rises. Summoning a immense collection of cosmic energies and otherworldy radiance, The great Cthulhu launches a burst of godly powers a Cronus. The Titan is thrown for miles, almost falling into Poseidon's sea. Cronus lashes out with his right arm, sending streams of lava at Cthulhu. Getting up, he prepares for a charge. Cthulhu, reading his intentions mentally, does the same. Both gather their full powers, the full physical strength, and run towards each other. They clash...
An explosion equal to 250 Megatons occurs. A Mushroom cloud alternating between Green, purple and dark red rises into outer space. The shockwave rips the snows from the southern Andes. The brains of humans and Alien monsters everywhere burst from their skulls in hot liquid form. Tsnunamis pelt almost every coast. Both R'lyeh and Cronus' Volcano are vaporized. Stroms cover the world.
The Smoke dissipates. Upon the island of Cronus, the Titan that shares its ancient name lies in shambles: a scattered debris field of black boulders, obsidian crystals and pebbles. Only his head remains intact, but it laughs mindlessly, his thoughts now gibberish mixed with chants whispered in a foul, ancient tongue.
Cthulhu, his wings burned off, his Tenacles seared, raises his arms, summoning back to life the rest of his family, still slumbering in a indescribable "death".