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Crazy Horse vs Theodore Roosevelt

MilenHD April 16, 2017 User blog:MilenHD
Crazy Horse: The Lakota chief who defeated the U.S. at the battle of Little Big Horn.
Crazy Horse vs Theodore Roosevelt


Theodore Roosevelt: The President of  U.S. who led the Rough Riders into victory.!? To find out, our world class fighters are testing history's most lethal weapons. Using 21st century science, we see what happens, when two warriors go toe to toe. No rules, no safety, no mercy. It's a duel to the death, history will be rewritten, but only one will be crowned the Deadliest Warrior.

Crazy Horse

On June 17, 1876, Crazy Horse led a combined group of approximately 1,500 Lakota and Cheyenne
Chief Crazy Horse
in a surprise attack against brevetted Brigadier General George Crook's force of 1,000 cavalry and infantry, and allied 300 Crow and Shoshone warriors in the Battle of the Rosebud. The battle, although not substantial in terms of human losses, delayed Crook's joining with the 7th Cavalry under George A. Custer. It contributed to Custer’s subsequent defeat at the Battle of the Little Bighorn.

A week later at 3:00 p.m. on June 25, 1876, Custer's 7th Cavalry attacked a large encampment of Cheyenne and Lakota bands along the Little Bighorn River, marking the beginning of his last battle. Crazy Horse's actions during the battle are unknown. Possibly Crazy Horse entered the battle by repelling the first attack led by Major Marcus Reno, but it is also possible that he was still in his lodge waiting for the larger battle with Custer.

Hunkpapa Warriors led by Chief Gall led the main body of the attack. Crazy Horse's tactical and leadership role in the battle remains ambiguous. While some historians think that Crazy Horse led a flanking assault, ensuring the death of Custer and his men, the only proven fact is that Crazy Horse was a major participant in the battle. His personal courage was attested to by several eye witness Indian accounts. Waterman, one of only five Arapaho warriors who fought, said that Crazy Horse "was the bravest man I ever saw. He rode closest to the soldiers, yelling to his warriors. All the soldiers were shooting at him, but he was never hit." Sioux battle participant, Little Soldier, said, "The greatest fighter in the whole battle was Crazy Horse."

On September 10, 1876, Captain Anson Mills and two battalions of the Third Cavalry captured a Miniconjou village of 36 lodges in the Battle of Slim Buttes, South Dakota. Crazy Horse and his followers attempted to rescue the camp and its headman, (Old Man) American Horse. They were unsuccessful. The soldiers killed American Horse and much of his family after they holed up in a cave for several hours.

On January 8, 1877, Crazy Horse's warriors fought their last major battle at Wolf Mountain, against the US Cavalry in the Montana Territory. His people struggled through the winter, weakened by hunger and the long cold. Crazy Horse decided to surrender with his band to protect them, and went to Camp Robinson in Nebraska.

Crazy Horse protected his tribe with:

Lakota Club

Inyankapemni Club

  • Weight: 2 pounds
  • Length: 1 foot
  • Stone Head, Wooden Handle


Colt Single Action Army

  • Range: 20 meters
  • Rate of Fire: 20 rounds/ minute
  • Round: .38 Rimfire
  • Magazine: 6 round cylinder


Henry Rifle

  • Range: 182 meters
  • Rate of Fire: 28 rounds/min
  • Round: .44 Henry
  • Magazine: 16 rounds



  • Weight: 2 pounds
  • Length: 1 foot
  • Iron Head, Wooden Handle

Theodore Roosevelt

Theodore "T.R." Roosevelt, Jr. was the 26th President of the United States (1901–1909).
Theodore Roosevelt
 He is noted for his exuberant personality, range of interests and achievements, and his leadership of the Progressive Movement, as well as his "cowboy" persona and robust masculinity. He was a leader of the Republican Party and founder of the first incarnation of the short-lived Progressive ("Bull Moose") Party of 1912. Before becoming President, he held offices at the city, state, and federal levels. Roosevelt's achievements as a naturalist, explorer, hunter, author, and soldier are as much a part of his fame as any office he held as a politician. Roosevelt was 42 years old when sworn in as President of the United States in 1901, making him the youngest president ever; he beat out the youngest elected president, John F. Kennedy, by only one year. Roosevelt was also the first of only three sitting presidents to have won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Teddy bear is named after him, despite his contempt for being called "Teddy".

Theodore won the Spanish-American War with:


Cavalry Saber

  • Weight: 2 pounds
  • Length: 3 feet
  • Steel

Colt Model 1892 Revolver

Colt 1892

  • Range: 20 meters
  • Rate of Fire: 20 rounds/ minute
  • Round: .41 Long Colt
  • Magazine: 6 round cylinder


Krag 1896

  • Range: 900 meters
  • Rate of Fire: 30 rounds/min
  • Round: .40 Krag
  • Magazine: 5 rounds

Bowie knife

Bowie Knife

  • Weight: 2 pounds
  • Length: 2.5 feet
  • Steel

Analysis & Notes

My Edges

Close: Edge Theodore: A sword vs a club, no brainer.

Mid: Edge Crazy Horse: His revolver has better stoping power.

Long: Edge Theodore: While having smaller amount of bullets, his gun have longer range.

Special: Edge Theodore: His knife can both stab and slash, unlike the hack of the tomahawk, plus both can be thrown.


Tactics: Crazy Horse 90, Theodore 82: Roosevelt fought in two battles, and Crazy Horse is much superior tactician, able to defeat the US, while being outnumbered.

Experience: Crazy Horse 88, Theodore 69: Theodore fought in only two battles, while Crazy Horse is different story.

Physicality: Crazy Horse 83, Theodore 92: Theodore was large and big man for his age, he was a hunter and that's saying it. Crazy Horse is indeed skinier than him and not so tall.

Leadership: Crazy Horse 90, Theodore 90: Both are charismatic and inspiring leaders, who will make anyone to follow them.


The voting will end on 29th April

The battle will be 5 vs 5 in an open field, both leaders will be on horseback.

Only well written votes, with good explanation will be counted and no spam or rude comments, also if I made a mistake be sure to correct me in the comments below.

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